Mystery solved. Odor eradicated. What WAS that awful stench we dealt with last week, you ask?
An entire deer was shoved underneath our downstairs neighbor’s patio crawl space.
Fuck. Gross. Ick. Eww.
Bambi has since been taken away, and we are now once again free to move about outside and let the FRESH air inside. Ironically, today it is cloudy, cool, and even raining. There is no need to even open the windows. Whatever. At least I CAN if I need to do so.
Best part of all? We live in a community called Deer Park. Mother Nature has a brilliant sense of humor.